Why Penguins are awesome.

Many times in my life i have been asked this question – Why do i like Penguins so much? ( okay, lets get one thing straight up front, i only like penguins, i an NOT obsessed with them, they’re cute, that’s all, and i’m really bored right now), to which i calmly reply, ‘It’s cause they’re awesome’, and all i get is a blank look in return, because the awesomeness of Penguins is such that it can’t be understood and appreciated by everybody. So for all you  people out there who would like to know more about the awesomeness of Penguins, read on –

* They wear Tuxedos. All the effing time. That’s called real style. Where do you think Barney Stinson got his inspiration from eh?

* An extension to the above point is that Men in suits look Hot, and animals in suit look cute.

* They Waddle!!!! that’s adorable. ❤

* Men in Black is based on them. True Story. That’s why the live in the Coldest region, so that no one can accidently find out their secret and  they can freeze all the aliens they catch, thus making work easier.

 * Penguin babies are adorable.

* They slide around on their stomach. Everywhere!

* Did i mention they waddle? ‘Cause they do. You have to respect that.

* They don’t care shit ’bout what anyone says ’bout them.  Respect.

* They like to dance like there’s no tomorrow. \ Shake that booty baby! /

* And lastly, when they want to, they can kick ass.